Paras Line

It's a pleasant coincidence how many of my favorites from the first generation are clumped together in the pokedex. It really helps me come down smoothly off that gloom-induced high to dive straight into Paras. Gloom's design and concept work together to make my favorite pokemon in the original 151, but Paras comes pretty damn close to it, its underlying concept remains one of my favorite things in the franchise, and for once, its evolutionary path only amps up its appeal.

The "bug" side of this bug/grass type comes distinctly from the immature stages of a cicada; the burrowing, wingless "nymph" which spends so many years quietly sucking away at the roots of trees. Closely following the body plan of its basis without any jarring, inorganic looking elements, Paras remains one of the best looking bug types to this day. It lacks the tubular, sucking mouth of the real insect, but its multiple pairs of mandible-like fangs are both extremely cool looking and still almost unique among bug types.

This is, incidentally, also one of the only bug-type pokemon to be based on a member of the Hemiptera, the only insect group to which the word "bug" is supposed to apply!

We all know the real star attraction of Paras, however, is its "grass" aspect, the two mushrooms growing ominously from its back like this long dead, rotting fly. There are actually tens of thousands of fungal organisms in this world that grow from living insects, and not a single one of them are good news for their host. A healthy cicada, as you know, eventually emerges from the underdark and enjoys a brief but fulfilling adult life of flying, singing and mating, but not so for nymphs consumed alive by certain species of cordyceps...and not so for Paras.

Paras can only evolve into Parasect, which has an interestingly thinner, spindlier body - a more atrophied looking body, when you think about it - with glazed-over, milky eyeballs and a single massive, carapace-like mushroom cap dwarfing the rest of its mass. We can already tell what's going on here at a glance, but the pokedex takes care to remove any ambiguity:

Real entomophagous fungi often exert a limited manipulation over host behavior and eventually kill them, but Parasect is left alive enough to continue functioning as the mushroom's vehicle and long-term food source. It's practically a living corpse, and its puppeteer even goes ahead and infests its eggs as they're laid. The entire species is infected, and can never be free.

Creepier still, Paras and Parasect were once the only pokemon capable of learning "spore," the only move in the game that induces sleep in the opponent with 100% accuracy, and if this obscure Sugimori art is to be believed, may also represent the parasite branching out and infesting other hosts...perhaps not to seize control of their bodies, but at least to incapacitate them for Parasect to feed upon with moves like leech life.

What I think goes rather unappreciated about this line is how this infectious fungus clearly constitutes a pokemon of its own. While Bulbasaur's bulb or Gloom's flower seem like little more than appendages, Parasect's mushroom is a distinct organism with its own sentience, and it's this organism that learns and wields grass-type moves for the duo. It's literally a faceless, limbless grass-type pokemon that enslaved an entire bug type! We spend so much time seeing this host/parasite duo as one character, we forget that the mushroom alone qualifies as one of the freakiest pocket monsters of all.

Pretty much the only downside to these creeping zombies is that they're saddled with that painful bug/grass typing at all, a combination suffering quadruple damage from both fire-type and flying-type moves. Parasect goes up like a roman candle if so much as a Charmander coughs on it, and a Pidgey's beak may as well be a chainsaw dipped in acid. I've always had my fingers crossed for a big, beefy new evolution with an edge against these types or even a new typing of its own. What if the mushroom were to fully consume the bug and evolve into pure grass type - a bug now composed entirely of fungus - or even a grass/ghost, where the bug is now a vaporous phantom haunting an elaborate mushroom house?

These days, it seems like they've sworn off adding regular evolutions in favor of mega evolutions, and I'd accept a mega-parasect too, but you're allowed only one mega per team...and I'd hate having to one day choose between a mega parasect and, say, a mega garbodor or a more gloom-like mega vileplume.

I said the extra-special super-favorite five-plus rating would be rare, and it will, but a pokemon I love this much rather conveniently comes right after Gloom...and remarkably enough, I used to love our next pokemon almost as much too.